Down the Toilet

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Dear Olive,
Clearly a woman after my own heart, the toilet jokes are being rolled out thick and fast around here. Yesterday, you had you and your two year old friend in deafening hysterics at the idea (yours) that your (delicious, organic) apples tasted like poo poo. And tonight you had you and I in stitches telling me I looked and smelt and ate it rolled in dirt, like poo-eee. And wee-wee. And what else goes in the toilet, Mum?
We're getting in on the instagram action, too. When we're not here, we're probably there (dearolive).








18 comments:

Madeleine said...

Ahh toilet humor...and it gets funnier (or worse depending on where you stand) as they get older.
Poo jokes are surely one of lifes simple pleasures.
Lovely little snaps too although don't tempt me with more distraction please!
Xxx

ps. It is so not a bad thing that you know nothing about ready roll icing. I'm really not sure what it says about me anyway that friends drop bags of it at my front door!
p.p.s Get well soon!
p.p.p.s I'm planning a trip to Sydney in July!
p.p.p.p.s !!!!

Kate said...

Ahaha, this made me laugh this morning! What a cutie pie! xo

Gaby said...

Ha, sounds like she has a brilliant sense of humor ;)

alex sunday said...

ah, the timelessness of poo jokes... coco's new obsession is the hilarity of bums. she'll often bring me a toy to show me it's bum. and have a little cheeky giggle about it.

Francesca said...

isi is 6 and still laughs so hard at that stuff! i will come and find you on instagram. i'm effieclicks. x

jodi said...

f is for fart, g is for gorilla fart, h is for huge gorilla fart.

The CD arrived. Thankyou! Guess what song is stuck in my head?! x

oscarlucinda said...

Maybe you don't want to encourage it....but...there's a great book about all things poo...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Story-Little-Mole-Knew-Business/dp/1856021017

x

Lady Cordelia said...

poop and pee and toilets are very popular around here too.
; )
C

Manda said...

my 13 year old girl Veda giggled along with the rest of us to alphabutt..the toilet jokes are here to stay i think.... x instagram is too much fun. im mandaflowercake. i know......all the simple names are taken! manda x

Miss-B said...

what character!

Veronica said...

not a day goes by where my little girl tries to insert the word poo in somewhere and giggles the same. this is a very cute story. it's all worth it just to hear them laugh. xo

Tammi said...

Hehe, these sort of jokes never grow old.
I've just spent a little time acquainting myself with your delightful blog Kellie and I absolutely love how each post is a letter to your daughter. What precious memories Olive will have in years to come :)
x

Catherine said...

I love this story, so very cute:) We still love a bit or should I say a lot of toilet talk here, not sure if it ever goes out of style;) I hope your week is going well. xx

Lottie said...

Love your instagram pics! Following you now - blog and IG :)

Elisa {with grace and eve} said...

Love your instagram pics! All the photography here is amazing actually. And this is the most beautiful blog I have come across. Gorgeous words and memories. Your Olive will be forever thankful when she's older and understands. Elisa xx

hanna said...

What a lovely blog you have, will be such a wonderful thing to look back on. Oh how they change and grow so quickly. Funny little characters they are, a source of constant entertainment :) hehe

jodi said...

another post please...it's been a week. I'd like my dear olive fix ;) x

Gemma said...

What a beautifully decorated party! I love you're getting her started on SeventyTree so early x

 

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