Dear Olive,
Multiple Choice.
Question One: Which of the following has made this week crap?
a) razor blades in my throat
b) you having a particularly whingy and tantrumy few days
c) being thoroughly underwhelmed by the arrival of a package of clothes ordered online
d) Shane back at work and gone from the house 14 hours a day (we're missing him terribly)
e) hearing the aforementioned blissfully snoring away while I'm up with you multiple times through the night
f) all of the above
Question Two: Which of the following has improved this crap week?
a) my new pair of shoes
b) Shane defacing the pavement (I thought he was kidding when he told me!)
c) you being really funny - last night you picked a piece of fluff off the floor and said "fluff, came out Mummy's bottom"
d) my throat feeling better
e) did I mention my new shoes?
f) all of the above
How did you score? The answer to both questions is f) all of the above.
Multiple Choice.
Question One: Which of the following has made this week crap?
a) razor blades in my throat
b) you having a particularly whingy and tantrumy few days
c) being thoroughly underwhelmed by the arrival of a package of clothes ordered online
d) Shane back at work and gone from the house 14 hours a day (we're missing him terribly)
e) hearing the aforementioned blissfully snoring away while I'm up with you multiple times through the night
f) all of the above
Question Two: Which of the following has improved this crap week?
a) my new pair of shoes
b) Shane defacing the pavement (I thought he was kidding when he told me!)
c) you being really funny - last night you picked a piece of fluff off the floor and said "fluff, came out Mummy's bottom"
d) my throat feeling better
e) did I mention my new shoes?
f) all of the above
How did you score? The answer to both questions is f) all of the above.